Dan Allegretto

Dan Allegretto lives in Brooklyn and has finally found his voice and is mortified to use it. He takes pictures and tweets.

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My Favorite Restaurants in New York City

“My go-to sandwich is unconventional, just like me.”

Published in The Carnal Issue on May 12, 2017

Joe Shit the Rag Man

TFW you find out your childhood monster is just a nice normal dude.

Published in The Lonely Issue on Feb 8, 2017

Summer 2016 Trend Predictions

Dan brings you his summer trend forecast which doesn’t matter and you should not even slightly consider reading.

Published in The Mommy Issue on Jul 26, 2016

Don’t Wanna Live Inside Myself

Dan Allegretto chronicles day in the life of a north Brooklyn layabout.

Published in The Depravity Issue on Jun 29, 2016

Fucked My Way Up to the Top

I slept with my boss to get a job. It didn't work out. The rest is still unwritten.

Published in The Toxic Issue on Apr 12, 2016

Relationship Advice

People often ask me for relationship advice so I am finally throwing the dog a bone. You asked, I answered, and I apologize in advance but honestly, you got yourself into this mess.

Published in The It's Over Issue on Dec 1, 2015

Fall 2015 Trend Forecast

With this list you will literally be the coolest person this season.

Published in The Hacker Issue on Sep 9, 2015

A Perfect Sunset

Dan Allegretto got truly emotional about the sky the other day.

Published in The Alien Issue on Jun 25, 2015

Swarm: Not Just for Losers

Let Dan Allegretto teach you how to use this unappreciated app in the proper way.

Published in The Hustle Issue on Mar 5, 2015

My Sobering Trip Home

Nostalgia is totally useless and depressing, but whenever I’m back home, I think about my childhood.

Published in The Heretic Issue on Nov 24, 2014

In General, I Could Probably Lighten up a Little Bit

Dan Allegretto chronicles what he learned this month regarding staying sane in a claustrophobic city of socialites, dating apps, and dissatisfaction.

Published in The Contextual Issue on Oct 24, 2014

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