In the summer of 1992, one of our neighbors who lived in the two-family house across the street, hosted The Summer Olympics for us. She, an addict and mother of two, and her friend Brenda with the bleach blond hair, gathered all us kids up and created rules and races and even bought a dozen plastic gold medals from the dollar store to give out to the winners.
There is an anarcho-nihilist supper club in Chicago. And yes, it is as crass, depraved, and delicious as it sounds.
Playlist: Sentimentality. Group therapy for Valentines’ Day where we listen at the same time and say “yep” and keep not cleaning our rooms.
Sex Tips! Just watch House of Cards and conspire to step all over everyone else if that’s what it takes.
I was too broke to afford an entire tarot deck, and my money spells were fizzling, so I decided to write for Mask.
A tale on making the leap to adulthood and falling short. How can you cope when growing up is just as terrible as you thought it was?
Winter isn’t giving up ... what better way to surrender to this relentless season than keeping it slothy with comfort foods? These three recipes will help soothe the winter malaise. And by soothe we mean food, baby.
Wear: fashion staples for 2014 Basically, black shirts with depressing post-care sort of stuff printed on them.
I don’t necessarily need an excuse to buy new sex toys, but hey, it’s Valentine’s day, so I guess I’ll take one. Whether you’ve never had a vibrator before or you’re running out of storage options for your collection, there are some important things to know when purchasing sex toys. Lucky for you, I’ve taken all of the guess work out of sex toy shopping and made a handy-dandy guide to all of the things you should keep in mind.
Internet Expedition: GIFY awards. Lierre Keith being transphobic. Net Neutrality losses, and oh so much more.
How to dress when your quarter-life crisis finds you preferring stylistic apathy over personal flare? These are the sartorial navigations of a wardrobe-conscious nonconformist.
Want to know about a day-in-the-life of an escort? I received on-the-job training during my job-shadow in the sex business.
Advice columnist Jenn Vicious answers your questions about depression, talkative partners, and “dropping out”.
When I was twelve, our visit coincided with Lucas’s solo butchering career. Childhood memories of death in the Spanish countryside.
What to do with our lives when our fantasies of a better world no longer cut it? A letter from the editors explaining the ideas and inspirations behind Mask Magazine.
Mercury is in retrograde this February: we can expect sudden changes and the revelation of dark secrets, or simply that our cell phones might end up in the nearest river. Use these horoscopes to see what may be coming your way, and ready yourself accordingly.
Every john is looking to put something to rest, but good tricks keep them coming back. The story of meeting Dan, my highest paying return customer.
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