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Six things to do when your favorite trends are dead as a doornail
“I used to wear Moschino, but every bitch got it.”
It’s just after midnight and you’re 160 weeks deep into your own Instagram, imagining you’re a secret admirer instead of a lonely narcissist. Wow! The Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots, the drape-y leather jacket, the leopard print bodycon dress, the snapback with the big word on it...damn, your NYE 2012 look was straight fire. Unfortunately, trends haven’t worked out so well for you since. Nobody in their right mind is going that far back in your Instagram; the evidence of your previous hotness is worthless. You’d love to have that look back in your life, but you don’t know how. Can you even? You can.
Here are six ways you can sort it all out: